The Rip Van Wrinkler, XX, Issue 1, February 2016 |
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Joe Pistorio My neighbors say my dogs are incredibly nosey. Paul Mount Snow snow go away. Don't come again another day; just go away. Yvonne 't Mannetje Doing agility with a basenji is quite a challenge as you know. Today Lola was not at all interested in me, she wanted to go say hello to all her friends over there instead of focussing on me. I tricked her by shouting "Moyoooo" and there she was again. When she realised Moyo was not there, she looked at me, went into the tunnel and .... pee'd.... I didn't even have time to feel good about myself for tricking her. Decal Yvonne had made of Fiddle Tamara Allen Out of all the boats on the bay Tippy likes this 150 foot ship from New Zealand. I cant even afford the tender - that dog has expensive taste. Karen Christensen Notes from summer of '01: Not enough breeze here, and I can't sleep with the A/C on in my room. I keep it on downstairs to keep the rugs dry, but use a fan in my room. Selket thinks the fan is Mecca, sleeps with her head toward it. Cherry Revisiting Jim’s Truisms from 2001SPRING For anybody keeping track, when I looked out the window at dawn today, the sugar maple tree in our front yard had just popped its first few buds of the year. Just a few hours later at evening now, the whole tree is bursting with clusters of unfolding leaves and flowers. Looking up the road, the next maple in line is still locked up tight, but that tree is a hundred feet north of us, and spring here comes slow. True is somewhat mellower now than when I used to tell of his antics as a puppy a couple of years ago. Just the other morning, Karen was passing idly through the living room when she heard a mysterious "crinkle crinkle" coming from True's crate. A quick glance around the room revealed to her that she had forgotten to put away the box of graham crackers she'd been snacking on the night before. There it was, closed, on the couch, upright. Still, she thought she'd better check the noise. She found True in the crate with a mini-pack of graham crackers, a full little brick of them in their wax paper wrapping. He'd withdrawn the brick from the box and seemingly closed the box again. True was ever so carefully peeling back the wax paper to get a cookie out. Humans know you have to peel the wax paper all the way back out of the way, or you will crack the cookie trying to get it out. True *had* cracked one cookie without getting it out, and he was puzzling out the secrets of the fiendish paper trap when Karen interrupted him in his work.
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Jackie Dering Bitches rule story. SOCKS Kathryn Tessier - Better migration of sox than her underwear! Kevin's cute little pooch would somehow find some of mine and transport them into living room, when I stayed with them a couple years ago. Very embarassing for me I must say, but Kevin knew about pooch's habit. Jo Thompson - Harley is swearing now? Jackie - Feeling pretty cocky she is. Susan K-M - My Blush did that in 1973 at the Cold Spring Harbor Biology Lab. There were several giggling visiting scientists chasing their socks through the halls of the dorm. Lotte Hotaling Lottie - Rain, rain go away, Basenjis won't go out and play. O sunny day, please come to me, the doggies won't go out to pee...... {Ed. CHANGE TO SNOW!} Cooper has learned that when I am sitting at the kitchen table, he need only to distract me with something minor in the other room and as soon as I am out of the kitchen to investigate, he is in and on the table, on the chance that I may have left a tasty. -or not so tasty, he's not fussy- morsel. Hepi Armen The kids with the red coats were total strangers, and they went crazy over the dogs and of course they love the attention. Both Benji and Cybele are well; we just took a 90 minute walk taking advantage of the warmer weather. Took the stroller for 16 + year old Benji but he hardly used it. Erin Fogarty It's summer.
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Kohlette and Al the cat find a sunspot, by Lotte Hotaling.